Ye Olde Drunken Bastard Can Cooler

Ahoy, ye merry band of tipplers! Behold the Ye Olde Drunken Bastard Can Cooler, now starring our legendary sales buccaneer, Shamus! This ain't your average drink hugger - it's a tale of tipsy triumph wrapped snugly around your tin of joy. Forged from material tougher than Shamus's liver (and that's saying something), it'll keep your grog colder than the stare he gets from his missus at dawn, while your mitts stay toastier than his ears after her yellin'. Emblazoned with Shamus's mug - a face that's launched a thousand sips - this cooler's perfect for concealing your "afternoon tea" from the boss or keeping your beachside brews frosty. So grab one now, ye magnificent guzzlers, and raise a cool one to Shamus - the man, the myth, the moderately functional alcoholic. Sláinte to cold drinks and colorful excuses! 🍺🏴‍☠️🍀warm. 

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!