Paddy O'Connell's "Grandpappy of Bad Decisions" Sports Bottle

Attention, ye brave dawn drinkers! Feast yer bloodshot eyes on the Paddy O'Connell's "Grandpappy of Bad Decisions" Sports Bottle - the covert container that'll kickstart your day with a hearty dose of questionable judgment! This ain't your average water jug, it's a morning rebel's secret weapon, disguised as a fitness fanatic's hydration station. Tougher than your resolve to "never drink again" and more leak-proof than your attempts to explain why you're wearing yesterday's clothes, this bottle's ready for your wildest breakfast blends. With its extra-large size and sneaky spill-proof design, you can discreetly sip your "morning motivation" from dawn 'til dusk (or your next nap, whichever comes first). Crafted from 50% recycled plastic, because even terrible decisions can be eco-friendly! So grab one now, ye magnificent morning miscreants, and raise a responsible-looking toast to embracing chaos before most folks have had their coffee. Remember, it's not day drinking if you never stopped from the night before! Sláinte to starting your day off wrong in all the right ways! 🥃☀️🍳

• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!