Paddy O'Connell's "Breakfast of Champions" Sports Bottle

Listen up, ye morning mischief-makers! Behold the Paddy O'Connell's "Breakfast of Champions" Sports Bottle - the sneaky vessel that'll keep ye "hydrated" from dawn 'til... whenever ye remember your name! This rebellious jug, disguised as a responsible adult's water bottle, is tougher than your resolve to stop drinking before noon and more leak-proof than your Uncle Paddy's excuses. Crafted from 50% recycled plastic (because saving the planet is thirstier work than nursing a hangover), it's perfect for marathon "morning meetings" or study sessions that mysteriously turn into pub crawls. With its extra-large size and spill-proof design, you can discreetly sip your "special breakfast brew" all day long. So grab one now, ye magnificent morning miscreants, and raise a responsible-looking toast to starting your day off wrong in all the right ways. Sláinte to the breakfast of champions! 🥃☀️🍳

• 25 oz (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• BPA-free Eastman Tritan™ Renew 50% recycled material
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Spill-proof screw-on lid with bite valve
• Single-finger carry-handle