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Paddy O'Connell Distillery

Men's Golden Shammy Swim Trunks

Men's Golden Shammy Swim Trunks

Regular price $44.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $44.99 USD
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Ah, listen up, ye sun-soaked Paddys! These swim trunks are the dog's bollocks for a scorcher of a day. They'll dry faster than your Uncle Seamus can down a pint, and they breathe easier than your Granny after her corset comes off. With more hidey-holes than a poitín distiller's workshop, you'll have plenty of space for your bits and bobs (and maybe a sneaky naggin). But the real treasure? The silky inner lining that's smoother than Barry's Tea with a splash of whiskey. It'll keep your nethers happier than a leprechaun with a pot o' gold. So grab yourself a pair before they're gone, or you'll be left high and dry like a teetotaler at an Irish wedding! Sláinte to your summer jewels, lads! 🍀🏊‍♂️🍺

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
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