Breakfast Whiskey Clear Plastic Tumbler- Grandpappy

Listen up, ye brave morning revelers! Behold the Breakfast Whiskey Clear Plastic Tumbler, proudly sporting "The Grandpappy of Bad Decisions" slogan - because who needs good judgment when you've got great whiskey? This crystal-clear chalice of chaos, tougher than your resolve to not drink before noon, is perfect for those mornings when "rise and shine" means "rise and wine". Ideal for discreetly sipping your "orange juice" at brunch, "hydrating" at morning meetings, or embracing your role as the family black sheep. The transparency lets you monitor your questionable life choices in real-time, while the slogan serves as both a warning and a badge of honor. So grab one now, ye magnificent morning miscreants, and raise a clear toast to starting your day off wrong in all the right ways. Sláinte to breakfast of champions! 🥃☀️🍳

• Material: Clear acrylic plastic
• Capacity: 16 oz. (590 ml)
• Height: 6.3″ (16 cm)
• Lid diameter: 3.9″ (10 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.6″ (6.7 cm)
• Double wall-insulated
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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