Black Glossy Mug

Listen up, ye merry morning miscreants! Behold the Ye Olde Drunken Bastard Ceramic Chalice - the vessel that'll cradle yer "coffee" like a mother cradles her whiskey-filled babe! Choose between the "Modest Morning Mayhem" 11 oz for lightweights or the "Breakfast of Champions" 15 oz for proper boozehounds. With a finish glossier than yer "I'm not hungover" lies and dimensions more impressive than yer tall tales, this beauty's perfect for disguising yer AM tipple. But watch it, ye clumsy oafs - it's as delicate as yer sobriety, so no dishwashers or microwaves! Treat it gentler than ye treat yer favorite whiskey bottle. So grab one now, ye magnificent morning mischief-makers, and remember: it's not day drinking if it's in a coffee mug! Sláinte to sneaky sipping! ☕🥃🍀

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: height 3.85" (9.8 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• 15 oz mug dimensions: height 4.7" (12 cm), diameter 3.35" (8.5 cm)
• Glossy finish
• NOT dishwasher or microwave safe
• Hand-wash only

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!